Watch the Super Bowl XLVII Properly

Carly Risom
Reporter

Hey all you football fans. I am for an update on your beloved sport. Everybody enjoys a good game, but with it can come such scandal.

Above all are the parties, and with parties comes the coveted food. Loosen your pants and open your mouth! Seven layer dip, Scoops, salsa, brownies, shriveled vegetables discarded in the corner. You want it, ‘Merica’s eatin’ it. By the time the actual game is over, you will look like you’re wearing seven layers, and may have guacamole in your hair.

Midterm Survival Guide: 2013

Carly Risom
Reporter

Last week, I walked into my science classroom and noticed a sign near the white board. It read, “Warning: Midterms are closer than they appear.” I’m sorry but that is just such a bad joke…and I didn’t laugh. I immediately had flashbacks to my eyes being completely bloodshot, the feeling you get when you realize that you needed to have those forty-two Spanish flashcards memorized by, yesterday, and the sweet taste of stress. Nobody likes to take tests, except for maybe that one kid in your class that hands in their test nearly half an hour before everyone else. Didn’t Cady Heron teach you that failing on purpose doesn’t get you the guy? I love that color on you.

Twitters worth Following

Bryn Pennetti
Arts, Entertainment & Technology Editor

Feeling down because your Twitter feed regurgitates the same boring hashtags and school-related complaints? Are memes and trends just not funny enough anymore? After recently joining the Twitter community, I realized this problem was popping up after the first 20 followers did not quench my Twitter expectations. If you’re having these troubles, here are some Twitter accounts to make you laugh, intrigued or just keep you interested in what’s really going on the world.

Countdown to the End of the World

Carly Risom
Reporter

According to the Mayans, we will all be witnessing the end of the world this December 21st. Okay. So perhaps they had a li’l bit too much time on their hands between Aztec sacrificial parties, (if you haven’t seen House Bunny, I’m so sorry), or building temples. Regardless, they banged out a comprehensive calendar determining when the world is going to come to an end. What does this mean for us? First things first, there will be a frenzy of tweets and Facebook posts. I already have my potentially “last” tweet composed in my head, so get cracking. Amongst the social media swirl, there is a obviously a need for a last-minute bucket list. Who is there to provide a list for you? …Hey it’s me.

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