Gogo Jones
Sports Editor/ Bauce
LOVE:
1) Those classic blow horns before every hood rat rap song
2) Splashing cold water on my face after an all-American shave
3) Pillaging sample-size shampoo bottles from premium hotels
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EDM is all the rave
What do Bach, Beethoven, the Beatles, and punk rock all have in common? They originated in Europe and took American society by storm, influencing the
Everythings better when you’re in California…
Gogo Jones
Sports Editor
To anyone who has not been to the great state of California- shame on you. Considering there are two main halves of Cali, (NorCal and SoCal), I’ll focus on the second one, which I graced with my presence this past weekend. The purpose of my visit was to escort my cousin Hayley in her debutante ball. If you don’t know what a debutante ball is, then you’re a peasant and should probably get off the computer and back to the granary.
Dazed and Concussed
Gogo Jones
Sports Editor
The last thing senior Wesley Rhudy remembers before waking up in an ambulance is the face of a running back: “I was about to make the tackle and then all of a sudden…bam, everything went black,” he said. “I woke up sometime later and my head was spinning.”
Squirrels Beware…
Gogo Jones
Sports Editor
I literally cannot think of a more annoying creature than the squirrel. Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve grown up in a town where these lil’ gremlins can be found every five feet, or maybe it’s the fact that they gypsy all of the bird seed my dad puts out for more respectable fauna such as cardinals- but boy do I hate them.