The end is near

Griffin Paterson, Senior Editor
@GPCourant

7 words and phrases that take on a new meaning as a second semester senior:

Due Tomorrow:

What it usually means: Complete an assignment and hand it in tomorrow

What it really means: Do tomorrow. 5 minutes in between classes is enough for that English essay. If not, you can take the late hit.

 

No zip day:

What it usually means: No applicable meaning at any other time in life

What it really means: The days when you don’t unzip your backpack when you get home, regardless of how much homework you have.

 

Sleep ins:

What it usually means: When you have a free period first period of the day and you choose to sleep a little later.

What it really means: You take a first period sleep in regardless of whether you have a class or not

 

Grades:

What it usually means: The numeric values that determine your value as a person.

What it really means: Just graduate

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Chances are if your backpack is this far away from your bed, you’re not going to do any homework that night.

 

Exempt:

What it usually means: Free from an obligation or liability imposed on others

What it really means: The uphill battle to balance at 85 average and an ungodly less than 6 absences to not take a final

 

12:

What it usually means: The number after 11 and before 13

What it really means: The number that determines your credit status in a class. Every absence and tardy is a step closer to the edge. Hitting 12 is suicide.

 

Effort:

What it usually means: A vigorous or determined attempt.

What it really means: No definition found.