Read this if you’ve felt personally victimized by….

Sara Levine
Editor-in-Chief
All you have to do is stroll through the lounge to hear about weekend hookups, and all the emotional shrapnel associated with them, to understand the nature of this war. For instance, as soon as a girl, involved in the aforementioned extracurricular activities, gets up and leaves, both the conversation and mood completely flips. Suddenly, all anyone can talk about is what a hoe she is. No word is ever mentioned about the guy in the situation, only the girl’s tight dress and attitude that screams “asking for it.”

50 Shades of Repression

Audrey Piehl
Arts & Entertainment Editor

I believe I was in the sixth grade when I heard my first “that’s what she said” joke. At the time it didn’t make much sense, a cluster of innocent words made hilarious by a simple phrase. By seventh grade I was fully aware of the “top secret” meaning, and by eighth grade it became (shamefully) as much a part of my vernacular as “like” or “Facebook.” Though the joke has somewhat faded from funniness over the years, at least for most high schoolers, the real purpose of it lingers everywhere students go.