Gogo Jones

You know it as soon as you wake up; your eyes hurt, the sinuses are packed like conefederate cannons, and your mouth feels like an elmers glue factory. Yeah, you’re sick.

Getting out of bed when your sick is the ultimate feat, as well as stumbling in a daze towards the bathroom. Standing miserably in the shower, you wonder where exactly you went wrong- was it because you didn’t wash your hands after that third period wiz khalifa yesterday? Or perhaps a sip from that seemingly innocent solo cup last weekend? Either way the deed has been done and your immune system is getting spanked like a mischievous English school child.