WE WENT TO BURRMONT FOR NEW YEARS!! (pt. 1 of 2)

Gogo Jones
Sports Editor/Bauce

Okay, so if that combination of all caps and terrible word play didn’t piss you off then I don’t know what will. Perhaps this?? Anyways, Miss Gilhool (Kate) and I landed a co-babysitting job in Vermont this past weekend, and this post is basically a highlight reel of what happened.

For those of you who know me, I’m a pretty big hater of the Northeast and would give a pinky to see palm trees instead of scraggly oaks 24/7. HOWEVER, I must say Vermont is a very scenic state and I can always dig some frosted pines and dilapidated syrup shacks.

Twitter-verse

Kate Gilhool
Associate Editor

I was late to the Twitter party, try 5 years late, but honestly, it’s better late than never. I didn’t get it until last spring because I didn’t understand the purpose of it. I also didn’t know how to do it so I held back; a perfect example of how lazy our generation is. But no worries, it only takes a little bit of snooping to figure it out, and once you do you will not be disappointed.

Everythings better when you’re in California…

Gogo Jones
Sports Editor
To anyone who has not been to the great state of California- shame on you. Considering there are two main halves of Cali, (NorCal and SoCal), I’ll focus on the second one, which I graced with my presence this past weekend. The purpose of my visit was to escort my cousin Hayley in her debutante ball. If you don’t know what a debutante ball is, then you’re a peasant and should probably get off the computer and back to the granary.

‘Tis (Almost) The Season

Kate Gilhool
Associate Editor

When the Salvation bells in front of Stop and Shop are a ringin’, you can’t get Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’ out of your head, and family members you didn’t even know existed come out of hiding for one of the many large meals you stuff yourself with, you know that the holiday season has arrived.