Although I’ve only been a part of the Courant staff for two years, I can honestly say this paper has given more to me than
Author: gogojones77
10 things I love, 10 things I hate (pt. 5)
LOVE
1) Dropping your iphone face down and picking it up *no crack*
2) Using the Rangers as an excuse for incomplete homework assignments
HATE
1) When the madre walks into my room while your bumping a song with explicit lyrics
2) The guy from optimum commercials. So damn smug.
Music in the whip
When you’re with friends, a car ride without music is about as awkward as those kids in math who realize it’s your birthday and try to get the class to sing to you. Now unless I’m already aware of my passenger’s musical preferences, there are some general guidelines I try to follow. First things first, shuffle is a feature that should only really be used when you’re by yourself. 9 out of 10 times the song that comes up on shuffle is either a weird slow jam or a banger from 7th grade. The result is a very awkward few seconds while you desperately shuffle some more to find a better song.
This is literally so sick bro
Gogo Jones
You know it as soon as you wake up; your eyes hurt, the sinuses are packed like conefederate cannons, and your mouth feels like an elmers glue factory. Yeah, you’re sick.
Getting out of bed when your sick is the ultimate feat, as well as stumbling in a daze towards the bathroom. Standing miserably in the shower, you wonder where exactly you went wrong- was it because you didn’t wash your hands after that third period wiz khalifa yesterday? Or perhaps a sip from that seemingly innocent solo cup last weekend? Either way the deed has been done and your immune system is getting spanked like a mischievous English school child.
Another thing to read about March Madness!!!
First things first here’s a video (with captions below) of the conversation between my dad and I when I told him I had Missouri in the final four;
“Yeah I had picked Mizzou in the final four…”
“I didnt know you had.”