Gogo Jones
Sports Editor/ Bauce
LOVE:
1) Those classic blow horns before every hood rat rap song
2) Splashing cold water on my face after an all-American shave
3) Pillaging sample-size shampoo bottles from premium hotels
4) Fondue. Straight up cheddar-I don’t fuxwitda gorgonzola
5) Seeing 5+ notifications on my facebook page (happens maybe twice a year…)
6) Messing around with a basketball and hitting some unreal ¾ court shot
7) Louis Armstrong’s voice- it’s like a flannel for my eardrums
8 ) Throwback snacks…what’s good dunkaroos
9) Fire drills during your least favorite class
10) This video
HATE:
1) When the plastic ends of your shoelaces break apart and getting them back through the holes is like preforming brain surgery
2) When a sick friend takes a sip from your drink #judas
3) When your DVR recording ends early because it “ran out of space”. Smh…
4) Unit conversions
5) Stopping at a stoplight next to someone you vaguely know
6) When Safari “quits unexpectedly”
7) Having to get Christmas presents for siblings- homemade cards don’t make the cut anymore
8 ) When my dad makes me pick up sticks after a storm
9) Burning your tongue and thus ruining everything you consume later that day
10) When a gremlin commits arson in your nasal passage aka you snarf on soda
