Kaitlin Ostling
Reporter

After watching Zombieland for the thousandth time, I have decided to make ten simple rules that can help you to survive a zombie apocalypse.

1.) Get a gun. – That is a must. Without a gun how are you going to get rid of all those dead people trying to eat your brains?

2.) Get as much canned food as possible. – I highly doubt that the zombie farmers will keep harvesting all that natural and organic produce you eat. Canned food lasts, and a zombie apocalypse is likely to last a very, very long time.

3.) Find a place where you can hole up for a long period of time. This shelter should be defendable and have one exit where you can leave in a rush.

4.) A helicopter that can take you to Canada. It’s a low key country  with various locations for protection and shelter.

5.) A hummer. What other kind of vehicle can you use to ram the undead and still have an awesome car?

6.) Get in shape! Face it, if you can’t run fast… well I hope you enjoy being dinner for zombies.

7.) Invest in high quality running gear– it is amazing how much faster you can run when you have comfy running shoes and clothes.

8.)  Practice makes perfect. There is no use shooting if you can’t hit your target.

9.) When you shoot, shoot to kill. I can promise you they will kill you if you don’t get them first.

10.) Work as a team. First the zombies might go for them first, and second you can kill more zombies when there are more of you.

Should the earth ever experience a zombie apocalypse, these steps and rules will help you survive until a cure is found (hopefully).